Finally, a stylish and edgy antidote to cheesy Mother's Day gifts, from the authors of the cult bestselling "This Diary Will Change Your Life". "The Mother's Book" is a funny, fully-illustrated treasury of everything the modern mother needs to fulfil her duties. It includes: ranking your children in order of preference; how to pick an appropriate babysitter; making kids love unpalatable vegetables using reverse-psychology; how best to criticise other people's offspring; a glossary to help decipher teenage grunting; dealing with bullies: how to bully them yourself; and much more. It is perfect for mothers with a sense of humour.