Intro by the Author

Girls. I don't get them. I don't understand them or have the slightest clue about what makes them tick. Therefore I have decided to write a book about them. Makes perfectly sense to me. Call it therapy, call it stupidity, call it a pathetic, desperate cry for help...any way I look at it, the truth seems fairly obvious: Girls are weirdos!

"Todd is an artist trapped in a child's body, wait...Todd is a child, wait...Todd makes ugly things funny. And arty."—Ashton Kutcher