They’re in your rearview mirror. In the seat next to you on trains and buses. At work in meetings, cubes and elevators. In movie theaters, restaurants and stores. At baby pools and scenic overlooks in national parks. In churches, funeral parlors and restrooms. Maybe even at home in bed next to you! No matter how hard you stare them down, there they are, the cell phone jerks , happy and oblivious—screaming out all the gory or boring details of their lives, crowding your personal space, jeopardizing your sanity, ruining it for the rest of us who know how to use our phones without tormenting everyone around us. Yes, jerks with cell phones have taken over the world, but there is hope. Finally, here is everything you need to know to deal with cell phone jerks without becoming a jerk yourself. Includes: • The world’s most unbelievable but true cell phone horror stories • Outlandish tales of revenge • Hilarious cartoons depicting just how brainless we’ve become about the technology we love to hate but can’t live without • 3 etiquette cards to hand out to cell phone jerks